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The New Japan Fan Rap

Le Jon Ensman

Featuring The Stars Of Shin Nihon Puroresu
Producers Gedo
submitted by maizefarms (lyrics), kevin (computer), fighthaskins (he offered)
📅 5/10/2020 👁️ 2.2k Views
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Yeah, I used to watch all sorts of different promotions man... But anymore nowadays? Come on
I'm a new japan fan, call me aficionado, from both the Takahashis even up to Toru Yano
I'm a Shin Nihon freak and I always stick with 'em, even when Naito lost at WrestleKingdom
From Hiroyoshi Tenzan to Hirooki Goto, I learned Japanese just to understand the promo

I'm a New Japan fan, how could I not be? After first seeing Okada and Tanahashi at the dome
Man what is this promotion? And what is up with all the fire and emotion
that the wrestlers are showing, and all the drama? And who's this Suzuki guy choking Sakuraba?
I thought WWE was tight but I didn't know that wrestling could reach these heights

Two years later couldn't get any better, then I saw The Rainmaker against Omega
And I don't think I'm alone in my opinion they did it even better later at Dominion
So now I'm hooked, addicted, truly, can't start my day without a pic of Ibushi
or maybe just an ass hit by Taguchi, New Japan is the best, truly

A New Japan fan, call me a connoisseur, from my boy Yota Tsuji on to Yuya Uemura
I'm a fanatic I don't mean to brag but I'm tuning in on every single Yoshi Hashi match
I'm a Shin Nihon freak and I always stick with 'em, even with the state of the tag team division
Karl, Connors and Couglin I got mad love, learned Japanese just so I could join the Fan Club

You say New Japan's great? We know, from Taichi to Ishii Tomohiro
And if you haven't seen Shota Umino, well don't freak out man, Tranquilo
I'm in paradise watching Sanada, Rocky, Sho, Yoh, Yuji Nagata
Chris, Kevin, Katsuyori Shibata, to ZSJ with the little homie Taka

Honma, the Tongans and Henare, Takagi, Makabe, Bushi, Will Ospreay
The legend Liger to the masked man Tiger on to to Jado and Gedo, man I can watch this shit all day
New Japan, it's the best motherfucker, and if you disagree eat a Bladerunner
or a "Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness"

I'm a New Japan fan, it don't get any sweeter, Bushi, Desperado and my man Ren Narita
I'm a fanatic I don't mean to brag but I'm tuning in on every single 8 man tag
I'm a Shin Nihon freak and I always stick with 'em, even when Tama Tonga makes bad decisions
From Juice Robinson to Taiji Ishimori I learned Japanese just to understand the story